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Bananas valuation

Published: October 2, 2025 at 8:54 pm

Author: Jonathan Symcox

Touker says the valuation is “stupid” despite being profitable.

Jones agrees that it is “bananas”.

Phil is struggling with the maths (and also struggled with his pitch a little…)

He says he could turn over £30m on his own – and £100m isn’t out of the question with help.

So far he’s done just £1m… he says conversations about the product are happening at sports pitches everywhere right now.

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